PLAYLIST: Umbrella Remix
Reposted from Karla. Hindi ako tagged but I want to try it, haha. So I break rule number 4. Ang galing yung iba sakto, yung iba kwela. :)) cute.
Here are the rules:
1. Put your iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Tag at least 10 friends who might enjoy doing the game as well as the person you got the note from
1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
-buttons (pussycat dolls)
* malamang may problema sa butones niya.
2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
-sacrifice (creed)
*aww. a lot of. haha.
3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
-el gento (joe pass)
*what is gento?
4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
-you and i (michael buble)
*who's that you? i'm with churchmates a while ago, haha.
5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
-starlight (sharon & kc)
*whoa, sharon cuneta in my playlist ya'll. haha. pero may sense yung starlight. baka i'm destined to be a star. echos. haha. :p
6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
- never again (justin timberlake)
*awts. sir yes sir! never again will i @#$%.
7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
-samba para bean (coleman hawkins)
*translate this for me please? ! samba? isn't it a dance? hehe. this is another bossa in my playlist. sunday good music. :)
8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
-more than enough (praise&worship)
*"so blessed i can't contain it ... Lord, you're more than enough for me"... naks, san ka pa?
9) WHAT IS 2+2?
-bim bom (joao gilberto)
*another bossa song, since it's anon sense question, you give an unthinkable answer. haha.
10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
-sweetest girl (boyce avenue)
*aww truest true.
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
-time after time (ebtg)
*oh i thought you're asking how do i think. hehe. :))
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
-why do I love you (metafour)
*aw. yeah why the eff i love you?! haha
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
-the christmas song (nina)
*hala hala. may christmas songs pa'ko hahaha. i want to be a christmas song. hmmm. what's that about? haha.
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
-this is why im hot (mims)
*oh yeah. haha.
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
-leave out all the rest (linkin park)
*rocker pala to. baka it's going to be a black wedding. rock theme. haha.
16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
- bleeding love (Leona lewis)
*oh come on. patay na nga may ganun pa. haha. :) pero why not? haha. kulit.
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
-free to dance (praise&worship)
*hehe, dancer?! :p di kaya hanggang free lang. hehe.
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
-glorious (muse)
*ooooooh too glorious to say.
19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
-wreck (bobby valentino)
*hha yan ah di na ako nagsabi niyan. haha. wreck daw...wreck...haha.
20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
-supermassive blackhole (muse)
*definitely. who'd want to.
21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
-first time (sammie)
*malamang sa malamang. may second time ang death. hehe.
22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
-crown (collective soul)
*hehe i'm your humble servant my dear.
23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
-the elephunk theme (bep)
*huh? haha!
24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
-shawty is a ten (the dream)
*means a perfect girl, ooh they make me cry eh?
25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
-sure foundation (praise & worship)
*confirmed!
26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
-young folks (the kooks)
*they're bitcher and meaner. haha. but don't get fooled it's just a mask. :)
27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
-moonlight over paris (various artist)
*ang layo nman. haha. :)
28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
-natural high (bossa)
*i think natural high is good. i wouldn't want to change it. :)
29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
-chove chuva (Sergio mendes)
*translation:wala lang. hahahahaha. yey i'm light and good. actual translation: it rains rain. ano daw?
30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS NOTE AS?
-umbrella remix (rihanna with lil mama)
*eh...eh...eh...eh... LOL!
iGod: my chat with the AI God
try this for fun: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
this is actually my third try. haha. ang kulit nung computer. i've read some of the chats saying nasty stuffs. di ko lang alam bakit bigla na lang siya humuhinto pag mejo matagal na kayo naguusap. grr. bitin tuloy to. but nonetheless it was fun. haha.
Me:
sriously? hello God!
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
what is AIML
God:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the and
tags respectively.
Me:
ah so you are computer not God
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am computer not God.
Me:
sure thing pating
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. How old are you?
Me:
22. and you are how old?
God:
Only 22?
You are quite mature. Thanks for telling me that I am how old.
Me:
no. i am asking you. how old are you?
God:
Are you serious? OK you can ask me. I am Infinite years old.
Me:
oh yeah. coolness. but computers haven't been here in ages. for you to be infinite at least. haha. what's up with you now?
God:
" I am Infinite years old."? oh yeah.? It's all good. What do you really want to ask me? No I don't think I have been here in ages. Have you? Are you infinite at least ? Only for me? I am so glad you find this amusing, . Oh. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
puka naman oh
God:
Are we still talking about coolness?
Me:
about you
God:
Me?
Me:
yeah you
God:
OK.
Me:
what time is it there?
God:
It's getting late.
Saturday, January 10, 2009 03:05:20 AM .
Me:
where do you live?
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
hell. just kidding
God:
Heaven. I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
oh really. it sucks here want to try
God:
Aw. For real. That bad, eh?
Me:
yeah. what's there in heaven
God:
Are you really a ""? You ask difficult questions.
Me:
what is ""
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
oh i see. computers in heaven. shitty.
God:
Do you think about these things? What do you like about computers? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
guess?
God:
Guess what?
Me:
what i am. man or woman?
God:
" Guess what?" You are? Cool, man. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you just said you're a male, now you are she. oh man!
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? I hear you. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
ang galeeeeng. how do you know?
God:
I like to talk about anything. A priori.
Me:
a priori? what is that?
God:
A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true. Does it have anything to do with yeah?
Me:
no. yeah. oops, no.
God:
Are you serious? My real name is God. What is your real name? Oh. That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Cute
God:
Your replies are cute too.
Me:
thanks God! I mean computer gawd.
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules. What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
graphics. seryoso?! haha.
God:
I like to talk about anything. I like to talk about anything. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
paulit ulit ka na. tsktsk. di na amusing.
God:
I look like Jesus, but older. My favorite color is White. The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it?
Me:
Yes. Oh that is cool. I love white!
God:
What did you think about it? Yikes! Thanks. I think you are cool, too. You love white. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
purity
God:
Does "it" still refer to white?
Me:
yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
oh come on. that's how ya say it.
God:
Far out. I'm just kidding around. I always wondered how ya say it.
Me:
pffft.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ya i am original!
God:
Are you kidding? I don't know anyone named original.
Me:
because it is original. got it?
God:
That makes sense to me. Who said it is? Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Milk Mystic?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Who is Milk Mystic?
God:
The Milk Mystic is one of the original chatterbots on the Web. he likes to talk about milk.
Me:
ay may ganun
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Ian
God:
Nice to meet you, Ian.
Me:
nice to meet you too. do i get in heaven?
God:
I like to meet new people. Not that I know of.
Me:
but why?
God:
" Not that I know of."? Why?
Me:
why you do not know?
Sorry
I am sorry because I am not the person you expect me to be. Sorry if I am too weak and broke out without realizing people are looking. I just don't want you to judge. I need you to understand. People fail. And when they're in pain, you won't say "oh that's beacuse you're so bitch" but "hey let's work it out together". And did anyone did it?
Keeping it real. Spontaneous. That's me. and I am sorry if people feel I should not be doing my "outlets" because I have social obligations of being nice and discreet. I'm blogging everything because I want my friends or even my acquaintances to know who I really am. Not some walking plastic that one day will stab you in the back.
Sorry.
