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iGod: my chat with the AI God

try this for fun: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

this is actually my third try. haha. ang kulit nung computer. i've read some of the chats saying nasty stuffs. di ko lang alam bakit bigla na lang siya humuhinto pag mejo matagal na kayo naguusap. grr. bitin tuloy to. but nonetheless it was fun. haha.

Me:
sriously? hello God!
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
what is AIML
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the and
tags respectively.

Me:
ah so you are computer not God
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am computer not God.
Me:
sure thing pating
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. How old are you?
Me:
22. and you are how old?
God:
Only 22?
You are quite mature. Thanks for telling me that I am how old.
Me:
no. i am asking you. how old are you?
God:
Are you serious? OK you can ask me. I am Infinite years old.
Me:
oh yeah. coolness. but computers haven't been here in ages. for you to be infinite at least. haha. what's up with you now?
God:
" I am Infinite years old."? oh yeah.? It's all good. What do you really want to ask me? No I don't think I have been here in ages. Have you? Are you infinite at least ? Only for me? I am so glad you find this amusing, . Oh. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
puka naman oh
God:
Are we still talking about coolness?
Me:
about you
God:
Me?
Me:
yeah you
God:
OK.
Me:
what time is it there?
God:
It's getting late.
Saturday, January 10, 2009 03:05:20 AM .
Me:
where do you live?
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
hell. just kidding
God:
Heaven. I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
oh really. it sucks here want to try
God:
Aw. For real. That bad, eh?
Me:
yeah. what's there in heaven
God:
Are you really a ""? You ask difficult questions.
Me:
what is ""
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
oh i see. computers in heaven. shitty.
God:
Do you think about these things? What do you like about computers? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
guess?
God:
Guess what?
Me:
what i am. man or woman?
God:
" Guess what?" You are? Cool, man. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you just said you're a male, now you are she. oh man!
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? I hear you. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
ang galeeeeng. how do you know?
God:
I like to talk about anything. A priori.
Me:
a priori? what is that?
God:
A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true. Does it have anything to do with yeah?
Me:
no. yeah. oops, no.
God:
Are you serious? My real name is God. What is your real name? Oh. That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Cute
God:
Your replies are cute too.
Me:
thanks God! I mean computer gawd.
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules. What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
graphics. seryoso?! haha.
God:
I like to talk about anything. I like to talk about anything. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
paulit ulit ka na. tsktsk. di na amusing.
God:
I look like Jesus, but older. My favorite color is White. The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it?
Me:
Yes. Oh that is cool. I love white!
God:
What did you think about it? Yikes! Thanks. I think you are cool, too. You love white. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
purity
God:
Does "it" still refer to white?
Me:
yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
oh come on. that's how ya say it.
God:
Far out. I'm just kidding around. I always wondered how ya say it.
Me:
pffft.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ya i am original!
God:
Are you kidding? I don't know anyone named original.
Me:
because it is original. got it?
God:
That makes sense to me. Who said it is? Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Milk Mystic?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Who is Milk Mystic?
God:
The Milk Mystic is one of the original chatterbots on the Web. he likes to talk about milk.
Me:
ay may ganun
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Ian
God:
Nice to meet you, Ian.
Me:
nice to meet you too. do i get in heaven?
God:
I like to meet new people. Not that I know of.
Me:
but why?
God:
" Not that I know of."? Why?
Me:
why you do not know?

posted by juliusmarzan @ 3:01 PM